Beef Jerky Business Cards

beef jerky business cards

For the executive who has everything comes the ultimate in manly business cards:  laser etched beef jerky.  It may not be the coolest thing that Adadfruit Industries has come up with, but it is perhaps the manliest.

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Comments

  1. The movie reference is the best!

  2. This is both brilliant and profoundly stupid. It’s brilliant because all real men love beef jerky. And that unfortunately, is the same reason it is profoundly stupid.

    For example – Man receives business card and is immediately impressed by the company. Man commits to do business with such a brilliant manly company. Man does what man does and ultimately eats the business card – tasty! Man cannot remember company phone number and therefore no business is accomplished. Such a tragedy!

  3. Aaron,

    Since I’ve had your tasty venison jerky, I know your opinion in this arena has merit! If any of your Cajun jerky had a secret message or advertising, only my colon saw it.

    Randall

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